Sarah Haufrect editor-in-chief What is your favorite illegal activity? Stealing excessive quantities of artificial sweetener packets from local coffee shops and buffet restaurants. If you had to eat one of your relatives, which one would it be? The one that takes the most vitamins.... I'll have to look into this. Where have you found inspiration? In places where I was supposed to find anger, sadness, and disappointment. In obscure latin phrases, and Bartletts Familiar Quotations. At 4 in morning when I can't sleep. At times when there is absolutely no way for me to write anything down (while taking showers or driving haphazardly through bad traffic).

		Erin Spradlin Resident Book Dork How old do you feel? I feel 14, not because I'm young at heart, but because I'm very irresponsible. If you had to eat one of your relatives, which one would it be? My uncle has the least amount of hair? Where have you found inspiration? MTV's the Hills. There is something really inspiring and exciting about watching Lauren Conrad navigate LA with a limitless amount of money, good looks and whining.Ê

		Katie Atherton editor/project manager If you had to eat one of your relatives, which one would it be? As a former vegetarian I find this question SICK. SICK. SICK. What is your favorite illegal activity? Any traffic violation which I have decided does not serve me in my quest for efficiency...and a few other unmentionables (is drunken yoga illegal?). What has been your most life-shaping moment? When my mom and dad got it on.

		Julia Simon Editor/Staff Writer Where have you found inspiration? At the bottom of a bottle of Bombay. What is your favorite illegal activity? Vandalizing the state of Pennsylvania What has been your least favorite job? Trying to convince others that my special plan for this world is better than theirs

		Dave Kim staff writer Where have you found inspiration? Mirrors. I give myself pep-talks. If you had to eat one of your relatives, which one would it be? My mom. She bit me a lot when I was a kid. What has been your most life-shaping moment? Deciding in eighth grade that I no longer wanted to be a pastor when I grew up.

		Katherine Steinberg staff writer What music moves you, and what music makes you move? [obscure band], [witty quip]. What has been your least favorite job? Explaining where I see myself in the next 20 years. A schlamiel carries a tray of very hot soup; he trips and falls flat on his face, spilling the soup; a schlamazel is the guy he spills it on—Which one are you? I'm the soup.

		Toune Saengsoury press manager What is your favorite illegal activity? Paintballing at newly constructed homes What part of the world do you most want to see? I'd love to travel anywhere around the world, as long as that country doesn't sell me into prostitution or kill me for money. What has been you least favorite job? The Orange County Fair